You’ll be surprised what we squeezed in this week!

I was talking to Bernard, my photographer, earlier today. He’s been helping me select a few of our ‘Pink’ girls photo’s. “Fiona,” he said, “I feel there’s something growing here… developing.” “I’m sure there is, Bernard,” I replied. He spends a lot of time looking at photographs on his computer. “I feel a great thrust …

Just 8 inches!

“Just 8 inches,” groaned Sebastian, my personal trainer. “I’m sorry,” I replied. “8 inches! I just needed 8 inches…” “Well, if I had a nickel for every time…” “No,” said Bernard. ” In the javelin competition my throw was just 8 inches short of the West Coast Games record!” If you like the idea of …

Your pics.

I was with Bernard the other day, on a shoot. Sebastian, my personal trainer, and I were posing for a few outdoor shots. “Jack it off!” He shouted excitedly. “I’m sorry?” I replied. Bernard, my personal trainer, and I were posing by a lake, and Bernard was some distance away using his enormous long lens. …