I’ve got something special to slip in your pocket.

Now, some of you will know, Amanda – my wife’s appalling friend – often drops in to the house in Huckleberry Close unannounced. This is a source of constant irritation. Much like a shaving accident in an intimate place in preparation for wearing that ‘oh too short’ little black skirt. She recently popped in unannounced after my …

Is it hard enough?

Is it hard enough? Hi, Now, perhaps you will remember that Sebastian is quite good with foods, and loves to make interesting offerings. You’ll remember in the spring I found him and Max teabagging in my basement a while ago. Well, as I walked into my kitchen this morning, sure enough there was Sebastian proudly displaying his wares. “My …

Why PVC?

As I stepped out of the shower, following a vigorous workout with Sebastian, I saw a message come in on my tablet. Pulling on a lovely pink robe, I took the tablet down to the living room, where Sebastian was sitting drinking an energy drink. As you probably know, Sebastian is my personal trainer. “Oh, look,” …

Strip Twister? Huh?

 ‘Imagine,’ Julie said, ‘if our Little Black Book members could post a chat message with a pic of themselves right there.’ I should say that on Julie’s insistence we’ve been playing a very intricate game of Twister with Sylvester and Sebastian. Now, I must admit that while Sebastian is very flexible, Sylvester is about as loose limbed as a fridge. In fact, now …

The importance of charity.

I hope you’ve been practicing your makeup routine, in preparation for Halloween. So many crossdressers spend time on their clothes without realising that the most attractive thing a gurl can wear is a smile… preferably under a nice coating of YSL or Chanel lipstick.

Get ready to swallow!

Sebastian was almost gagging. “That’s it,” I said. “Take it all in…” “I can’t,” he stammered, resisting. “You’re going to swallow, all of it,” I insisted. “Open wide.” Let me explain, Sebastian has been suffering from a bit of a cold lately and is having trouble getting over it. I decided a nice Kale-Ginger smoothie would give him …