Bernard goes beyond.

Bernard goes beyond. Hi, Well, I’m sure you’re aware of the latest events around Bernard being shot in the chest with a carrot – if not you can catch up here – which has left us all very worried about his health. To get you up to date, it wasn’t until several hours after he’d been carted off in the ambulance, following Max getting …

You’ll be surprised what we squeezed in this week!

I was talking to Bernard, my photographer, earlier today. He’s been helping me select a few of our ‘Pink’ girls photo’s. “Fiona,” he said, “I feel there’s something growing here… developing.” “I’m sure there is, Bernard,” I replied. He spends a lot of time looking at photographs on his computer. “I feel a great thrust …

Just 8 inches!

“Just 8 inches,” groaned Sebastian, my personal trainer. “I’m sorry,” I replied. “8 inches! I just needed 8 inches…” “Well, if I had a nickel for every time…” “No,” said Bernard. ” In the javelin competition my throw was just 8 inches short of the West Coast Games record!” If you like the idea of …

Your pics.

I was with Bernard the other day, on a shoot. Sebastian, my personal trainer, and I were posing for a few outdoor shots. “Jack it off!” He shouted excitedly. “I’m sorry?” I replied. Bernard, my personal trainer, and I were posing by a lake, and Bernard was some distance away using his enormous long lens. …