Imagine, it’s 12 inches long and you’re right on top of it!
“What’s that,” I asked Max, my personal trainer.
“My Christmas list, Fiona.”
“Ah,” I replied. “I thought it might be something like that, I replied, a little disappointed. It seems a little while since I got on top of anything except for my email inbox.
And speaking of my inbox, I have received a number of emails regarding last weeks’ message about Max’s new girlfriend and her comment about being able to ‘wang her own pickle jar.’
In reply to Michelle, in Tennessee, I am not sure it’s possible to do that with a racoon, but suspect that your animal welfare department may have something to say about it.
Vivian, in San Antonio, I think what you suggested is keenly encouraged by some religions, and is probably all right between consenting adults, but ultimately down to the individual church-goer.
I think Max’s Christmas list involves a large number of gifts, most of which will have his new girlfriend staring at the ceiling of this studio apartment until February.
And as we get ready for the holiday season, there’s a couple of things to remember. Obviously the first thing is to think about getting yourself a little present to encourage yourself. In the video below (which will probably be pulled by Youtube very soon) you may find some ideas. It’s the great Canadian singer, Bryan Adams. I am not entirely sure this is what he had in mind when he wrote this song, but it works rather well, don’t you think?
If the video doesn’t appear – try this link https://vimeo.com/194093382