Accept yourself as you are – create yourself as you desire.
This afternoon I organised a delightful lunch to welcome Bernard, my photographer, back home. You will doubtless remember that he has had some health issues and was visiting the UK and staying at The Devilâs Dyke Health Spa.  It is unsurprising that following a tazering and being shot in the chest with a carrot, he …
Iâm so sorry Iâve not been available much this week. Iâve just got back from a brief expedition with Bernard my photographer. He had me out in his boat this week. What a salty little sea dog he is, whipping out his equipment at the least expected moment. He likes to do a little wildlife …
Itâs not every day that I get a panicked phone call from Sebastian begging me to meet him at the Flaming Buns CafĂ© near the office in which I pretend to work. I put on my heels and hurried down to see what could be so troubling to his poor soul. âSebastian,â I said taking …
Hi, This morning, just as I was emerging from my morning yoga session, I was surprised to see Max (my neighbourâs son), huffing and puffing and coming in my rear entrance, a bundle of excited youthful anticipation. He was hurrying up the garden path, as I pulled up my yoga pants, and adjusted my hair. Sebastian, my …
When Bernard, my photographer, said that heâd experienced âquite a blowâ the other day, my thoughts naturally went to his digestion. âAh,â I said with the sort of genuine concern you know I am famous for. âThe old trouble, again!â âWhat?â he replied sharply. âNo, itâs the weather. Weâve been having a strong Easterly wind …
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I usually enjoy my morning tea after a short yoga work out, while I read the headlines on my tablet. Yet this week all I seem to be inundated with in my news feed is the news that some US states are legislating against drag shows and emulating such countries as Uganda in their headlong …
With the fine weather comes the chance to wear more exciting clothes. I love to get into a mini skirt in the summer. And equally the sun brings out the more eccentric dressing styles. Not least among these are my friends that cycle. Seeing Sebastian cycling up the road to my quiet house in Huckleberry Close is …
Continue reading “Is that a carrot in your cycling shorts or are you just pleased to see me?”
I was doing yoga in my garden just this morning with Sebastian, when he raised something thatâs been on my mind a while. âFiona,â he said, while adjusting my position in a deep hip opening yoga position, âI have always like that on your blog you are unafraid to deal with the deep and penetrating …
Continue reading “I know what I believe, no need to wear that on my sleeve…”
You know how it is. You all get ready, make sure you’re prepared. Everyone takes the proper precautions â you know what I’m saying. And then it always goes like this. One person just always, always finishes too soon. They’re way out there on their own having so much fun and then they’re done. Yes, …
I am very proud of my legs. As Sebastian, my personal trainer has often commented, during our yoga practice, I am able to place my legs in some most unusual positions. As I was doing âdownward dogâ the other morning I felt first a twinge and then one knee collapsed, and I was revisited by some …
Rainbow sat clutching her gentle brow at my kitchen table, pale and effete as ever. That girl could well be a vampire. âNo, Rainbow. I donât think anyone rufied your kombucha,â I said. âI think you drank half a bottle of gin on your own. And thatâs what it does.â âBut, my head,â she moaned. …
Continue reading “Poor Rainbow! I can’t think what got into her last night.”
I am so pleased to see you here. You may run across me, as I sometime ‘man’ the chat system. We don’t use AI chat bots here, it’s all real live people. So, if the little sign says I’m here, then I am really here. đ There’s a ton of free content on my blog. …
I stepped out of the warm stream of the shower knowing Sebastian and Sylvester were downstairs waiting for me in the breakfast room. After pulling on some panties, a robe and my pink fluffy slippers I hurried down the stairs. Sebastian and Sylvester were at the table. Iâd completed a particularly rigorous dawn yoga session …
I was relaxing in my garden this afternoon when I got a distraught call from Rainbow, Sebastianâs sister, asking to come round immediately. Of course, I said yes, always supportive of my friends. Besides, Sylvester had just left, having got my asphalt. Heâs doing some work resurfacing the driveway. âYouâd better drop by, now Iâve …
Hi, Of all the busy bees in my life these days chief among them is my good friend and mechanic, Sylvester. I came into the living room just yesterday to find him on the floor with Sebastian, my personal trainer, saying âColonel Mustard, in the library with a ten-inch dildo.â âI beg your pardon,â I said a …
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As the new year rolls into action I have been working with Sebastian, my personal trainer, to tone and shape my body. He is a very helpful young man, I must say. I am determined that this year I will eat more healthily and reduce my carbon footprint in 2020. Perhaps a few less flights, …
I awoke this morning to a terrific banging. Now, I know what youâre thinking, but it wasnât like that at all. I pulled on a lovely apricot silk gown, and fluffy slippers, and hurried down to the front door, where I was confronted by Sylvester and Sebastian chatting away, framed by snow in the doorway. âI had a huge …
Are you ready for your massage đ Hi, Itâs the night before Christmas eve here in Huckleberry Close, and I have had the most extraordinary text message from Bernard. As you may know, Bernardâs health has not been good recently. Between being tazered and shot in the chest with a carrot, heâs had quite a year. …
As I was washing some vegetables this morning after my weekly shop at the organic vegetable store my phone rang, and who should it be but Sebastian, my personal trainer. âSebastian,â I said answering the call. âHow lovely to hear from you. Iâm just washing my organic ethically sourced zuchinis.â This seemed to stop him …
As you likely know, I work for a well known advertising agency in an active office in this delightful city. It is often said that for each job in some industries, several other people are supported. So, for example while a car plant may employ 4,000 people a further 6,000 jobs are created servicing the …
Continue reading “There’s never a dull moment in the advertising business.”