You are catching me at a very in opportune moment, so I’m going to hope you can indulge me a moment. Here I am with my hands covered in a white solution – goodness, it get’s everywhere!
Let me explain. This morning, Sebastian was over getting ready for my daily yoga class, when I got a call from Marjory (Max’s mother) from next door. She asked if perhaps she could come over and join our yoga class.
Now, I think you all know how important I find yoga. It really helps me get in touch with my feminine self. And wearing tight colorful yoga pants is just a bonus.
Naturally I agreed Marjory should join us, however she was not sure if she had quite the right clothes. I wouldn’t want her colors to clash with mine so I sent Sebastian over to her place to have a quick look at what she was going to wear. This was a big mistake. To cut a long story short Sebastian now has a virulent rash which he seems to have picked up from Marjory’s pussy.
I had no idea he was allergic. Fortunately he has some homeopathic tinctures in his first aid kit. Let’s hope this does the trick!
However, that’s not the main reason I’m writing today. As you likely know we’re featuring five random members of My Little Black Book in the Fiona Dobson App every week. This is a free service and one people evidently love. So, there’s even more reason to sign up for My Little Black Book than ever! We’ve also had a healthy influx of Admirers wanting to connect and meet with our members recently. Be sure to sign up soon. It’s the most fun $2.95 you’ll spend this month.
Have a great week, and remember, if you develop a nasty little rash it’s a good idea to treat it with plenty of lubrication, vigorously. And often. It’ll either cure it, or you’ll go blind.