Just the other day I mislaid my keys, which is very unlike me. Sylvester happened to be round at my place, and as I explained, it was a great inconvenience.
He whipped out his tool, and before I knew it was grunting and gasping as he worked away, pumping to and fro as he hacksawed off the lock on my bicycle.
Which brings me to this afternoon’s offering from my shopping list. Below is a delightful selection of chastity devices, for those so inclined. Don’t loose your key!