Auntie Kittie’s Diary – What are Martin’s mummy and daddy doing up there?

Martin arrived this morning to help me with my shopping, he’s such a good little boy. He cycled over. I’ve been encouraging him to ride a little more since a taxi frightened him by blowing their horn as he cycled by recently. He rang the bell of the pink bicycle he was riding in my …

Auntie Kittie wants you to look your best for the Christmas season.

“What could be more perfect,” said Auntie Kittie as she sat in my kitchen and topped up her sherry, “than having some of my nieces and nephews over before Christmas for a little party.” Katia Thornwood looked up from where she was writing in her journal. “A costume party. That’s what would be more perfect.” …

If you’re having trouble with Facebook, Whatsapp And Instagram, it’s probably Auntie Kittie’s fault.

This morning Auntie Kittie decided she’d change her Facebook settings. Predictably, Facebook then crashed causing an outage affecting many millions of customers. Don’t worry. We’re working with Auntie Kittie to resolve the issue. Auntie is on a three way call with my friend Mark at Facebook, Max my neighbour’s son who looks after our tech …