Accept yourself as you are – create yourself as you desire.
âThere is no way,â I said to Amanda, my wifeâs awful friend. âOh, please,â she begged. âJust pretend. I mean, really, you can pull it off.â âAnd Iâm not âpulling him offâ, either!â I protested. âLook,â she insisted, âall Iâm asking is that you hang out with us. I promised!â âYou set him up on …
Continue reading “A jailbird in the hand is worth two in the bush.”
Iâm so sorry Iâve not been available much this week. Iâve just got back from a brief expedition with Bernard my photographer. He had me out in his boat this week. What a salty little sea dog he is, whipping out his equipment at the least expected moment. He likes to do a little wildlife …
Hi, After a busy morning I returned to my house today to find my wifeâs appalling friend Amanda waiting for me. Max had let her in, something Iâd warned him about, but he seemed to have forgotten. I was a little irritated as I had a lot on, and had to get to a jazzercise class …
Continue reading “Continuing crossdressing adventures, and leotards!”
Now, I know what you’re thinking. What can you buy the fascist pig in your life this year for Christmas? Just the other day one of my members reached out to me and asked, “Fiona, what am I to do? I have to go back home to see the family for Christmas and it’s going …
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Amanda is my wifeâs friend since high school. In fact, so close were they that the pair enjoyed a short lesbian relationship. That is to say, a relationship that didnât last very long. There were no short lesbians involved. My wife is nearly six feet tall. Personally, I find it difficult to enjoy Amanda for …
We had a little socially distanced gathering the other day which I feel I should tell you about. Amanda, as you likely know, is my wifeâs friend and the editor of Pig And Pig Farmer Weekly, the seventh most popular pig related publication in the Midwest. As such I have found inviting her to some …
Continue reading “Sylvester’s got his knob out and is giving it a polish.”
“That Amanda‘s a fat cow!” said young Max as he talked to me through my kitchen window, maintaining social distancing. At the time I was pulling on a pale pink sports bra. He glanced at me now and then, unable to avert his blue eyed gaze, the filthy little pervert. “Max,” I said calmly, “Just …
Continue reading “Happy Easter and it’s time for some Easter Give Aways.”
Hi there Gurls, Weâre experiencing a little bit of a cold spell here in Vancouver. I keep my house quite warm as I like to do yoga and workout in my large airy living room. Recently my next door neighbourâs twenty year old son, Max, has been joining me to do yoga and then study …
âLook at that huge crack,â said Sylvester. âIâm sorry?â I replied. âIn this salad bowl!â he continued. âI think you should use the other one.â Sylvester is quite a distraction in the kitchen. I motioned him out of the way as I brought out my best salad bowl. Now, I know you might be thinking, …
Continue reading “Three things you can do with a cucumber this weekend.”
Preparations for Christmas festivities are creating an air of expectation and excitement around Huckleberry Close this morning, and I couldnât help noticing that next door people seemed to be stopping by at my neighbor, Marjoryâs house looking at the rather imposing Christmas decorations in front of her house. A truly excited sense of seasonal cheer …
What a lovely time of year it is. Iâve been trying to think of the perfect present for Sylvester. Being a mechanic, and also a lover of dogs, it had crossed my mind that an adjustable spaniel might be just the thing, but I never give pets for Christmas. As friends gather and feast their …
Continue reading “Sylvester is dribbling cream over my mince pies.”
I was talking to Sylvester this very morning. He said to me, “How is it that anyone who was alive in the eighties and nineties- people who listened to our music – could possibly vote for that stinking pile of orange crap?” “I assume you are talking about Mr. Trump,” I said. “And I’ll thank …
It’s the weekend of the company summer party. An air of excitement is permeating all of Huckleberry Close. Naturally a few of my friends have come by and will be joining me at the costumed event. After finding the perfect ensemble, I decided to go a little retro and go as Xena Warrior Princess. I …
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On the whole I do not approve of large people with too much facial hair looming in my doorway. Even more so at 3 am. That was the sight that greeted me this morning. I enjoy my beauty sleep, most of all to protect my looks, but also so I am fresh in the morning …
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You won’t believe what Sebastian is covered in! Hi, Sebastian, my personal trainer, was standing in my kitchen, looking distraught. It’s not a good look for a slim man in spandex. He’d cycled over to my place for a coffee. âThe stuffâs everywhere,â he moaned. âI canât move in my apartment, thereâs so much Jiz …
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Hi, I have been treating myself to a few enjoyable gifts to myself lately. Victoriaâs Secret, and one or two other places have been benefiting from my self indulgence. On Wednesday, this week I asked Max, my neighbours twenty-year old son, to come with me to a lingerie store. This was admittedly partly to tease …
I do so hope youâre getting ready for a lovely Christmas. I will likely be on the website chatting with members and friends. We will manage though, but I feel it is important to remind my lovely members we are still in the throes of a pandemic. Just be a little careful. In the meantime …
Continue reading “Sylvesterâs put his organ in my back passage.”
Well, itâs been a lovely week already. Here in Canada we have just celebrated Thanksgiving. Amanda, who hails from the Midwest and is the esteemed editor of Pig And Pig Farmer Weekly, recently asked Sylvester why we celebrate Thanksgiving at a different time to our dear friends to the south, in the US. Sylvester cryptically …
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The long sultry days of summer are easing to a close, and the sun sliding from the sky a little earlier each day now. Here in Canada weâre experiencing a delightful Indian summer, as the last days of this season slowly ebb away. This week I enjoyed a moonlight paddle in a kayak with one …
I am pretty sure that Sylvester is a petrosexual. He will likely be the last man on earth to buy an electric car. Perhaps I have not introduced Sylvester as best I could. Today I will devote a moment or two to help you understand this man who plays such a large part in my …