The life of a busy transgender advertising executive is never dull. Why, just this very morning my intern, Candi, was in my office spreading things out on my desk that I have no choice but to get stuck into with some urgency.
And this on a day which, as Moral Officer of the company, I have organised a fun morning of activities in the boardroom, to chivy all my co workers along. The recreation breaks are proven to add to productivity. And theyâre so much fun! With a loss to the Dodgers, tariffs, and closing a major client account, itâs no surprise spirits here need a little lift. And all this happening while my neighbour is away for a few days, and I am exercising her dog. I really lead a busy life!
I should explain about the account we shut down. Epiphany, Rainbowâs girlfriend, is working in the White House. She let me know that one of our clients is working on the construction of The Epstein Ballroom. Yes, Canadian spies are everywhere! Now, obviously we canât have a relationship with a company that is winning contracts like that. Who knows, my very own public relations efforts could lead to someone working underneath the rapist in chief. I canât be party to such things, so we fired the client. Itâs a bit of a hit, but then again, we like to be able to live with ourselves. Itâs nice to be able to look yourself in the mirror with a smile. Hell, itâs Canadian.
To lift the spirits of some of the staff I came up with the wonderful idea of a game of charades as part of the games for todayâs activities. In these games a staff member is drawn at random to try and perform the title of a film, a book or a song without the use of words. My neighborâs son, Max (a lovely boy), is working here now in the tech department and is currently presenting his charade. As I was pulled out of the meeting to answer a call from Amanda, I left a blank faced group of staff trying to figure out what appeared to be an imitation of a severe seizure, on Maxâs part.
âAmanda, Iâm sorry but Iâm rather busy,â I said into the phone.
âI wonder if I could have a quick word with Max, I need him to take a look at my computer,â she said sounding a little flustered. As you know, Amanda is the editor of Pig and Pig Farmer weekly, and as such needs her computer to work.
âIâm sorry, Amanda, I canât interrupt Max. Heâs busy in the boardroom finishing off âTwelve Good Menâ,â I replied.
There was silence at the end of the phone.
You know, even though she is my wifeâs best friend, Amanda really can be quite judgemental at times.
She was about to say something, when I cut in and said, âAmanda, I really have to go. If I donât Iâm going to get home late, and I promised to pop next door to my neighbourâs and let her whippet out.â
At that, Amanda abruptly hung up.
Have a lovely weekend.
Fiona
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