Episode 35 of Clothes Maketh The Man is out!

Andy discovers a little more about what happened to him the previous night. Whatever self respect he had left is swiftly evaporating. Episode 35 of Clothes Maketh The Man is now available on Patreon – https://www.patreon.com/posts/28578309

Sit down and enjoy the latest episode of Clothes Maketh The Man. Think of a nice warm fire on the beach, the waves, the soft sea breeze, and the gentle smell of the last of Andy’s self respect disappearing in a puff of smoke.

Are you an ‘animal lover’?

Good evening,

As you likely know the advertising agency which I work for has some diverse and interesting accounts.Ā  One of the most interesting is the local wildlife park. Just this morning I was out there, wearing what I think was a rather fetching safari suit, with a zebra print blouse, and safari boots.Ā  I do so love the look. You can see some of my favorite choices on my Pinterest –  https://www.pinterest.ca/fionadobson22/

The wildlife park is quite forward thinking, and there’s always something exciting going on.  A recent addition to the park is a polar bear, unfortunately this is one that’s been displaced due to loss of northern ice floes, the polar bears natural habitat, caused by climate change.  This 800 lbs creature is truly magnificent and is in a very well thought out enclosure.  You can also see an additional recently added attraction of delightful baby seals, as long as you arrive before lunch.

Bernard my photographer and I were down at the park attending a marketing meeting during which we were helping identify some talking points for their fall marketing campaign. Whilst there a rather unusual incident occurred. Montreal is a hotbed of alternative lifestyles and spiritual practices. Today an absent minded keeper from the wildlife park took an orangutan to be treated for some mild stress issues to an acupuncture clinic, but by mistake went next door into the voodoo temple. When the needles were plunged into the orangutan’s flabby orange backside 400 miles away Donald Trump collapsed clutching his face.

Bernard ended up with some wonderful images, and will be busy editing them all weekend. In the meantime he’s been helping me with A Guide To Selfies For Crossdressers. Hopefully I will get that out to you this week. Watch out for it on the site or on Patreon.

I do hope you and yours have a wonderful week.

😊

Fiona

Clothes Maketh The Man – Part 34.

Hanging upside down hooded in some kind of arena, in front of an audience of unknown size I found I had a moment to reflect on the misfortunes of the last few days. As I did so I noticed the crowd fell silent, and only soft footsteps came to my awareness.

I tried to look round in the direction of the footsteps, and as I did so I heard a gasp go up from the audience. What was that? Something surprising… something revealed? I struggled to throw off the hood but it was no good, and I heard laughter coming from the audience.

Andy’s in trouble again – and this time it’s going to get weird. And personal. Enjoy the next part of Clothes Maketh The Man on my Patreon.

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I stepped out of my office and jumped on my bicycle, having pushed the package that had been delivered to my desk into my back pack.  My pink cycle helmet matched my pale pink tee shirt and as I pulled into the afternoon traffic in the spring sunshine.

I find cycling the best way to get around the city.

I would say I was hardly looking my best in a pair of jeans and runners in the Montreal spring sunshine. I usually like to bring at least some femininity to my look, even when just cycling through the traffic on my way back to Huckleberry Close.

Just then, between the slow moving vehicles and the pedestrians hurrying to their buses I caught sight of Robin, who I’ve recently found very attractive and certainly seems what I could best describe as ā€˜an exciting diversion’. Doubtless they were on their way up to the coffee shop on the corner, where I’ve often seen them hang out. If I were to hurry, just a little…

I pulled off the road and secured my bike and then hurried in to the cafƩ, ordered a coffee and then ducked into the bathroom. You have to hand it to Starbucks, their bathrooms really are designed with the crossdresser in mind. Bright, clean and spacious, perfect for the quick change and application of some makeup.

I opened up my back pack and rummaged around finding some makeup. What a shame I had barely any clothes in my pack that might add to my gurly look. I took a moment or two to work with the makeup, and once satisfied looked to my clothes.

Just then I remembered the package I’d received from Maureen at Glamour Boutique. I opened it and was thrilled to find a wonderful pair of patent black ankle boots. The heels were sensual and long, and the shiny black surfaces almost liquid black. They were both elegant and slutty at the same time. Exactly what I needed.

How to turn from bland clothing to power crossdresser in just a few moments? I rolled my jeans up a few turns, pulled a strappy belt from my pack, untucked my tee shirt and fastened the belt around my waist. I then stepped into the languid new black boots, feeling how comfortable the fit was. I am a size 10 male – or 12 femme – and they fit perfectly. I fastened the laces nice and firmly and felt the stiletto heels securely supporting me. No tottering too and fro today!

Looking at myself in the mirror I was quite satisfied that I combined that blend of sporty sophistication while retaining a sense of being vaguely accessible. ā€˜Yes,’ I thought, ā€˜Robin will like this!’

I turned around and checked the back view. These boots were helping my posture in just the way I like with a heeled boot. My bum was just right, being both round but lifted nicely by the way the heels worked with my physique. I was going to love these boots!

As I stepped out of the bathroom I saw a few heads turn, and then the glass doors opened and Robin entered the cafƩ. I walked toward them, marveling at how comfortable the boots felt.

ā€œRobin,ā€ I said happily. ā€œWhat an unexpected surprise!ā€

ā€œOh, Fiona,ā€ they said. ā€œYou look stunning.ā€

I watched their eyes slide down my body and check me out. How indiscreet of them, I though. Delightful.

ā€œOh, Robin,ā€ I said trying to be bashful. ā€œIt’s nothing. I’m just cycling home, and happened to stop in here.  Now, I wonder if I can press you to some banana loaf.  You do like banana, don’t you?ā€

The ankle boots from Glamour Boutique are equally at home on the dance floor, behind your ears or at the foot of Robin’s enormous King size bed. You’re going to love them. You can find them here.

Have a lovely week.

Fiona

It’s Lipstick Time!

Some of my members just aren’t able to find the time to dress fully. Tonight’s self hypnosis file will just let you enjoy a quick game that I think you are going to find a lot of fun.

If you like Auntie Kittie, you’ll love Auntie Kittie’s Diary.

Every now and then everyone’s favorite auntie, Auntie Kittie, wanders into my kitchen and tells us the wildest tales. Poor Max, he has to type them into the computer, as Kittie is not very computer literate.

She pours out her stories and I pour the sherry. I’ve never known anyone who has sherry on their cornflakes before! You can learn a little more about Kittie here.

Auntie’s stories about her little nephews will make you laugh and make you squirm. I post them on My Patreon as Auntie Kittie’s Diary. You can read them on my Patreon – it’s at the most basic level of just $1 a month.

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Our Whatsapp group has become a space in which crossdressing members and their friends can enjoy supportive, moderated chat in an open and engaging way. We’ve all become good friends there, with conversations ranging from Archery and bee keeping, to gender issues and make up tips.

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2. Please respect privacy of all members and only reach out with direct messages to others if you’ve already got their permission to direct message one another while in the group chat. (This might look like: “Gina: Jenny is it ok for me to message you directly? – Jenny: Yes, Gina, you can message me directly.” Please only contact others if you have persistent and ongoing consent.

3. Pics are great – but no gratuitously pornographic content as we’re all in work and family environments with our phones.

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5. This forum is not an appropriate environment to promote competitive services or crossdressing sites. 

Where to start with make up? Our Whatsapp Group discusses.

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What a busy day it’s been in our Whatsapp group.  I thought I’d just share a little of the conversation there, to give a bit of an idea what it’s like in this great and supportive part of the world of Fiona Dobson. You can follow the conversation below and see that One of the members had been stumped when trying to think about what make up to buy. They then asked the group.

This is what followed. Keep in mind Lenni is one of our cis female members.

Lenni: Hmmm… how did I start with makeup as a little girl? Mascara, lip gloss, nail polish. When I mastered those (mascara takes some mastering)… add eyeliner, blush, and proper lipstick. When you can do those without ā€˜colouring outside the lines’, add the fancy eye shadows. I learned the lipliner trick when I turned 40. (My mum tells me, sorry honey but ladies over 40 need lipliner. Your lipstick is bleeding into your wrinkles) 🤣🤣🤣

Katy: Thanks Lenny will bear that in mind

Katy: Once I have clothes I can see about posting pictures if I am brave enough.

Katy: Just don’t laugh at my feeble attempts.

Lenni: No one in this group would ever!

Bridget: Oh don’t worry about it, I have feeble attempts all the time. Eye makeup is like the Bermuda Triangle for me

Continue reading “Where to start with make up? Our Whatsapp Group discusses.”

Crossdressing – Keeping quiet, or coming out? With Lenni and Jules.

Many crossdressers dread the idea of telling their family and fear the consequences. In this conversation we explore what there is to be learned from other LGBTQ groups and how they come out.

Crossdressing and the reluctant wife.

A short talk about how to crossdress and talk with a reluctant wife or partner.