Andy discovers a little more about what happened to him the previous night. Whatever self respect he had left is swiftly evaporating. Episode 35 of Clothes Maketh The Man is now available on Patreon – https://www.patreon.com/posts/28578309
Sit down and enjoy the latest episode of Clothes Maketh The Man. Think of a nice warm fire on the beach, the waves, the soft sea breeze, and the gentle smell of the last of Andy’s self respect disappearing in a puff of smoke.
As you likely know the advertising agency which I work for has some diverse and interesting accounts.Ā One of the most interesting is the local wildlife park. Just this morning I was out there, wearing what I think was a rather fetching safari suit, with a zebra print blouse, and safari boots.Ā I do so love the look.
You can see some of my favorite choices on my Pinterest – https://www.pinterest.ca/fionadobson22/
The wildlife park is quite forward thinking, and thereās
always something exciting going on. A
recent addition to the park is a polar bear, unfortunately this is one thatās
been displaced due to loss of northern ice floes, the polar bears natural
habitat, caused by climate change. This
800 lbs creature is truly magnificent and is in a very well thought out
enclosure. You can also see an
additional recently added attraction of delightful baby seals, as long as you
arrive before lunch.
Bernard my photographer and I were down at the park
attending a marketing meeting during which we were helping identify some
talking points for their fall marketing campaign. Whilst there a rather unusual
incident occurred. Montreal is a hotbed of alternative lifestyles and spiritual
practices. Today an absent minded keeper from the wildlife park took an orangutan
to be treated for some mild stress issues to an acupuncture clinic, but by
mistake went next door into the voodoo temple. When the needles were plunged into
the orangutanās flabby orange backside 400 miles away Donald Trump collapsed
clutching his face.
Bernard ended up with some wonderful images, and will be
busy editing them all weekend. In the meantime heās been helping me with A Guide
To Selfies For Crossdressers. Hopefully I will get that out to you this week.
Watch out for it on the site or on Patreon.
Hanging upside down hooded in some kind of arena, in front
of an audience of unknown size I found I had a moment to reflect on the
misfortunes of the last few days. As I did so I noticed the crowd fell silent,
and only soft footsteps came to my awareness.
I tried to look round in the direction of the footsteps, and as I did so I heard a gasp go up from the audience. What was that? Something surprising⦠something revealed? I struggled to throw off the hood but it was no good, and I heard laughter coming from the audience.
I stepped out of my office and jumped on my bicycle, having pushed the package that had been delivered to my desk into my back pack. My pink cycle helmet matched my pale pink tee shirt and as I pulled into the afternoon traffic in the spring sunshine.
I find cycling the best way to get around the city.
I would say I was hardly looking my best in a pair of jeans and runners in the Montreal spring sunshine. I usually like to bring at least some femininity to my look, even when just cycling through the traffic on my way back to Huckleberry Close.
Just then, between the slow moving vehicles and the pedestrians hurrying to their buses I caught sight of Robin, who Iāve recently found very attractive and certainly seems what I could best describe as āan exciting diversionā. Doubtless they were on their way up to the coffee shop on the corner, where Iāve often seen them hang out. If I were to hurry, just a littleā¦
I opened up my back pack and rummaged around finding some makeup. What a shame I had barely any clothes in my pack that might add to my gurly look. I took a moment or two to work with the makeup, and once satisfied looked to my clothes.
Just then I remembered the package Iād received from Maureen at Glamour Boutique. I opened it and was thrilled to find a wonderful pair of patent black ankle boots. The heels were sensual and long, and the shiny black surfaces almost liquid black. They were both elegant and slutty at the same time. Exactly what I needed.
How to turn from bland clothing to power crossdresser in just a few moments? I rolled my jeans up a few turns, pulled a strappy belt from my pack, untucked my tee shirt and fastened the belt around my waist. I then stepped into the languid new black boots, feeling how comfortable the fit was. I am a size 10 male ā or 12 femme ā and they fit perfectly. I fastened the laces nice and firmly and felt the stiletto heels securely supporting me. No tottering too and fro today!
Looking at myself in the mirror I was quite satisfied that I combined that blend of sporty sophistication while retaining a sense of being vaguely accessible. āYes,ā I thought, āRobin will like this!ā
I turned around and checked the back view. These boots were helping my posture in just the way I like with a heeled boot. My bum was just right, being both round but lifted nicely by the way the heels worked with my physique. I was going to love these boots!
āRobin,ā I said happily. āWhat an unexpected surprise!ā
āOh, Fiona,ā they said. āYou look stunning.ā
I watched their eyes slide down my body and check me out. How indiscreet of them, I though. Delightful.
āOh, Robin,ā I said trying to be bashful. āItās nothing. Iām just cycling home, and happened to stop in here. Now, I wonder if I can press you to some banana loaf. You do like banana, donāt you?ā
Some of my members just aren’t able to find the time to dress fully. Tonight’s self hypnosis file will just let you enjoy a quick game that I think you are going to find a lot of fun.
Every now and then everyone’s favorite auntie, Auntie Kittie, wanders into my kitchen and tells us the wildest tales. Poor Max, he has to type them into the computer, as Kittie is not very computer literate.
She pours out her stories and I pour the sherry. I’ve never known anyone who has sherry on their cornflakes before! You can learn a little more about Kittie here.
Auntie’s stories about her little nephews will make you laugh and make you squirm. I post them on My Patreon as Auntie Kittie’s Diary. You can read them on my Patreon – it’s at the most basic level of just $1 a month.
Our Whatsapp group has become a space in which crossdressing members and their friends can enjoy supportive, moderated chat in an open and engaging way. We’ve all become good friends there, with conversations ranging from Archery and bee keeping, to gender issues and make up tips.
If you’re looking for an engaging and fun way to connect with friends, and you use Whatsapp, this is a great tool for you. Please be sure to familiarise yourself with the guidelines below. At just $9.99 a month it’s a fun way to make friends and build lasting connections.
2. Please respect privacy of all members and only reach out with direct messages to others if you’ve already got their permission to direct message one another while in the group chat. (This might look like: “Gina: Jenny is it ok for me to message you directly? – Jenny: Yes, Gina, you can message me directly.” Please only contact others if you have persistent and ongoing consent.
3. Pics are great – but no gratuitously pornographic content as we’re all in work and family environments with our phones.
4. No abusive behaviour.
5. This forum is not an appropriate environment to promote competitive services or crossdressing sites.
Lenni has some great advice for anyone who is judging how a crossdresser looks. If this episodes sounds like it was recorded in a field near an airport, it’s because it was.
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What a busy day itās been in our Whatsapp group. I thought Iād just share a little of the
conversation there, to give a bit of an idea what itās like in this great and
supportive part of the world of Fiona Dobson. You can follow the conversation
below and see that One of the members had been stumped when trying to think
about what make up to buy. They then asked the group.
This is what followed. Keep in mind Lenni is one of our cis female
members.
Lenni: Hmmm… how
did I start with makeup as a little girl? Mascara, lip gloss, nail polish. When
I mastered those (mascara takes some mastering)… add eyeliner, blush, and
proper lipstick. When you can do those without ācolouring outside the linesā,
add the fancy eye shadows. I learned the lipliner trick when I turned 40. (My
mum tells me, sorry honey but ladies over 40 need lipliner. Your lipstick is
bleeding into your wrinkles) 🤣🤣🤣
Katy: Thanks Lenny
will bear that in mind
Katy: Once I have clothes I can see about posting pictures if I am brave enough.
Katy: Just donāt laugh at my feeble attempts.
Lenni: No one in
this group would ever!
Bridget: Oh donāt
worry about it, I have feeble attempts all the time. Eye makeup is like the
Bermuda Triangle for me
Many crossdressers dread the idea of telling their family and fear the consequences. In this conversation we explore what there is to be learned from other LGBTQ groups and how they come out.
Andy finds himself in a jail cell in a small southern town. And these two deputies sure don’t look like they no the meaning of the phrase ‘civil rights’.
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