Sebastian was almost gagging. âThatâs it,â I said. âTake it all inâŠâ âI canât,â he stammered, resisting. âYouâre going to swallow, all of it,â I insisted. âOpen wide.â Let me explain, Sebastian has been suffering from a bit of a cold lately and is having trouble getting over it. I decided a nice Kale-Ginger smoothie would give him …
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Iâm emailing you having just returned from the heart unit, where I am happy to relate that Bernard is in the process of recovery from his rather unfortunate incident with a carrot. This is much to the relief of Max, who for a moment thought he may have blood (or rather carrot juice) on his hands after shooting …
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Hi, Well, Iâm sure youâre aware of the latest events around Bernard being shot in the chest with a carrot â if not you can catch up here â which has left us all very worried about his health. To get you up to date, it wasnât until several hours after heâd been carted off in the ambulance, following Max getting so upset about …
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I have often felt that some aspects of crossdressing require a degree more delicacy than others. I was just mentioning to Sebastian, “Sometimes we just don’t know what’s got into us, when we dress!” Naturally we feel sensations of being stimulated and excited, and when that happens you just feel like you’d like to further …
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Before I go any further I would like to say that like my valued members I stand with all our brave people serving in the military regardless of color, gender or race. I strongly believe that anyone who has ever been exposed to the realities of conflict knows very well, we have other more important things to …
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First of all, I feel I should address a matter of concern to many of my members. Angela in Arkansas asks, âIs it possible that White House spokesperson Sean Spicer and Sarah Huckabee Sanders are the same person? I have never seen them appear on camera together.â I am so glad you asked me that. …
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I was talking to Bernard, my photographer, earlier today. Heâs been helping me select a few of our âPinkâ girls photoâs. âFiona,â he said, âI feel thereâs something growing here⊠developing.â âIâm sure there is, Bernard,â I replied. He spends a lot of time looking at photographs on his computer. âI feel a great thrust …
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Tonight I would like to introduce you to a wonderful hypnosis video I have just finished working on. Now, I know what you are going to say. Just like Sebastian, my personal trainer â who incidentally has been hard at it these last few days working up a sweat â youâre probably thinking, âFiona, you …
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All I can possibly say is, âWhat a week!â Now, as you likely know, I am the very soul of discretion, and would neither say anything to embarrass anyone, nor anything to get myself sued. With this in mind you may need to read between the lines in todayâs email. For my many friends outside …
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I was with Bernard the other day, on a shoot. Sebastian, my personal trainer, and I were posing for a few outdoor shots. “Jack it off!” He shouted excitedly. “I’m sorry?” I replied. Bernard, my personal trainer, and I were posing by a lake, and Bernard was some distance away using his enormous long lens. …
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