Continuing crossdressing adventures, and leotards!

Hi,

After a busy morning I returned to my house today to find my wifeā€™s appalling friend Amanda waiting for me. MaxĀ had let her in, something Iā€™d warned him about, but he seemed to have forgotten. I was a little irritated as I had a lot on, and had to get to a jazzercise class which would start shortly.

As I hurried in Max silently mouthed his apology.

ā€œHello, Amanda,ā€ I said as I heard her beige trouser suit rustle in my direction and she appeared from the living room. ā€œHave you been having fun on the newsdesk?ā€

ā€œWhy, what have you heard?ā€ she replied nervously.

I couldnā€™t really imagine what fun one could have on the newsdesk ofĀ Pig And Pig Farmer Weekly, but didnā€™t waste too much time thinking about it.

ā€œI wasnā€™t expecting you today,ā€ I said. Had I known sheā€™d be coming I would have been out.

ā€œWell, I thought Iā€™d stop by. Leoā€™s with me today,ā€ she said, and glanced over her shoulder into the living room.

I should explain, and Iā€™d like to do this with the sympathy and delicacy this subject deserves, that Leo is what we used to call ā€˜developmentally disadvantaged.ā€™ He is a very sweet young man, but has never really progressed beyond the early stages of mental development. Now, I should point out that in Canada we have a very inclusive approach to those less fortunate than ourselves, and we embrace those less able than the rest of us. Itā€™s a point on which we stand with great national pride. Not withstanding my recent unfortunate episodeĀ with a homeless person, I believe we measure ourselves as a nation by how we treat the less fortunate. To us, universal healthcare at no cost whatsoever, for example, is an absolute no brainer. Which, in itā€™s way makes what happened this afternoon even more difficult to relate.

I made my apologies to Amanda and said I had to hurry to get ready for my Jazzercise class, and had to change, and so hurried upstairs. I had washed and prepared a few things, and as I gathered them together and put them in my bag, I realised Iā€™d left some clothes lying in the living room.

I called down to Max, who came upstairs.

ā€œMax,ā€ I said, ā€œI seem to have left some things in the living room. Some tights and a leotard, theyā€™re probably in the living room. Can you be a sweetheart and see if you can find them. I think they may be lying over the back of the chair by the window.

With that I changed out of my office clothes and into a light summer dress. Iā€™d slip into my dancewear at the studio.

It was then that I heard a commotion from downstairs, and the slamming of the front door. From myĀ bedroom window I saw Amanda hurry to her Prius, andĀ help her brother Leo into the passenger seat. I couldnā€™t think what had caused such a commotion, and a moment later Max was politely knocking on my bedroom door.

I opened it and stepped out.

ā€œWhat on earth was that all about?ā€ I asked.

ā€œI think I must have said something to upset Amandaā€¦ I donā€™t know what I did. She just erupted.ā€

ā€œMax, calm down. Iā€™m sure itā€™s nothing.Ā  Just tell me what you said.ā€

Max followed me downstairs, and recounted his words.

ā€œI just walked into the living room and said to Amanda that you were changing upstairs and I had come down to find a leotard that was lying around in the living room.ā€

ā€œThatā€™s all you said?ā€

ā€œYes,ā€ he said looking hurt.

ā€œThose were your exact words?ā€ I pressed him.

For a moment he closed his eyes, and then in a moment of reflection he said, ā€œNo, wait a momentā€¦ I came through that door, and then I said ā€œIs there a leotard lying around in here?ā€ā€¦ And thatā€™s when she took off in a huff!ā€

ā€œOh,ā€ I replied.Ā  ā€œYou donā€™t think she thought you were referring to her brother, do you? I mean, his name is Leoā€¦ and he isā€¦ well, you know.ā€

We looked at each other ashamed of ourselves. I felt pretty sure I had an awkward phone call ahead to make to Amanda.

But thatā€™s not the main reason Iā€™m writing to you today. I thought I’d drop you a line and tell you about some of the spectacular leotards that you can findĀ on my website. Yes, I know what you’re thinking. That’s quite a coincidence, isn’t it?Ā They’reĀ versatile and fun, and as you’ll see can be worn either in a very femme way, or quite an androgynous manner. Check out theĀ page on my siteĀ that tells you about them and you’ll find they’re fun and can make you look great.

Till next week.

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Fiona

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