Auntie Kittie is thinking about you!

Heavens, what is Auntie Kittie up to now? She’s so excited about the new content in her program I can hardly keep her from bubbling over with excitement. I know you’re going to love what she’s got to share with you.
As she often says, “I feel like I’m overflowing with fun things for the Good Gurls to do!”
I think I know what she means. I know she can help you up, in so many ways. Be sure to slip into her warm and welcome program. At just $4.99 a month I know she’ll be happy to come up with something special for you if you join as a good gurl.
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Fiona.
βMy boyfriend is a vet, but heβs recently started neglecting my pussy and using different pronouns!β

Sylvester was in my garden this morning enjoying a glass of my freshly made lemonade, hand squeezed and made from a recipe I enjoy.
“I do hope you’re like this, Sylvester, I juiced my lemons this morning especially for you,” I said.
Sylvester stared at my chest and then took another sip. You know he really can be quite coarse.
I do find fresh lemonade is a great way to refresh myself on these warm west coast days. Here’s a useful recipe if you have yet to make lemonade yourself. Now, I’m not saying Auntie Kittie has a problem with alcohol, but the moment I added a little gin to the mix her head appeared over the back gate to my garden and she gave a dainty wave.
“Is any body home,” she called out staring at the gin bottle.
And then she was in. Really, what can I do!
Not to be derailed from the job at hand, I sat the two of them down and told them of something that’s been on my mind of late. I am often asked by members and their wives, ‘does crossdressing mean Iβm going to be a worse husband?’ I had one such discussion this morning with a member whose husband was, ironically, a veterinarian.
Auntie Kittie topped up her lemonade with a healthy belt of gin and turned to me and said, “Of course it doesn’t.”
Sylvester glanced at Auntie Kittie and thankfully kept quiet. She is an expert on marriage having had two husbands. Widowed twice by the age of sixty is by some measures, quite an achievement.
“My poor Willard used to love to wear a nice frock from time to time,” she went on. “Of course, he was a slave to his prostate…”
She left that one hanging in the air. I wasn’t quite sure how to go on from there.
Surprisingly, Sylvester chimed in, “didn’t I see some statistics recently saying that people who are in the non-binary category are 23% more likely than the other adults to own a dog or cat?”
“Yes, ” I said. “Max pulled up those stats the other day.”
“Well, that suggests they’d be more likely to be sympathetic. You know, having a slightly more gentle nature,” mused Sylvester.
I stared at him, and said, “Well, done Sylvester. I think you just made your first emotionally intelligent observation. I do believe you’re becoming more sensitive. There’s hope for you and all other Neanderthal men out there. Next you’ll stop trying to light your farts at the church picnic.”
Sylvester looked a little morose at this and muttered something about that only happening on the one occasion.
Have a lovely weekend.
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Fiona
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Auntie Kittie is at it again.

As Gerald comes to camp in her back garden, Auntie Kittie is up to her old tricks. Will he manage to figure out where to sleep? Is he going to be ok in his tent, and will Auntie Kittie help him get it up?
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Join as a Good Gurl today!Auntie wants you to enjoy this hypnosis exercise.

I think you know how naughty Auntie Kittie can be. She’s sked me to make this very special hypnosis file available to you so that you can enjoy being made to be one of her little nephews.
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Auntie wants to know if you’ve been a good boy.

As my little nephew Gerald was helping me with a few personal tasks the other day I asked myself, I wonder how my favorite little sissy is doing? How are you getting along, ? Iβm sure youβd just love to be in his place. Why just this afternoon he was helping me.
βThatβs it, Gerald, stir it round and round the bowl. Faster. Here let me help you,β and to be extra helpful I stood behind him, my breasts against his shoulders as I reached around and vigorously stirred the cake mix. I really do work up a little sweat as I work away at it! It’s just as well I have a strong right arm.
Poor little Gerald, heβs quite overcome!
βOh no!β I said as I lifted the bowl and placed it on the counter. βSome of the cake mix has dripped from the spoon right between myβ¦ myβ¦ chest.β
βCan I lick it,β asked little Gerald.
βGerald!β I exclaimed. βOh, you mean the spoon! Of course.β
After such a busy afternoon in the kitchen I think I’d better go and get a towel to clean up. After all, I want little Gerald to look forward to coming again and again and learning to help in the kitchen.
Join me for just $1 a month and I’m sure I can give you something special too! You may even want to join my Whatsapp Group and chat with other CDs and sissies, if you’ve not done so already.
Your favorite Auntie,
Auntie Kittie.
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Auntie Kittieβs Christmas Diary – 2022-12-24

Iβve popped over to Fionaβs place to give her my diary entry. As luck would have it sheβs having a little soiree and the liquor cabinet is unusually accessible. Iβve just dropped in to give Fiona this message.
So, as you may have guessed I am back from visiting St. Bernedetteβs School For Gurls. You know, I do love to travel to South Africa, and life in the Natal foothills is really quite lovely. Itβs a little like going back in time.
The post is still delivered by the nice young postman, and I often ride into the nearby town of Jabulani on horseback, along with Jack the handyman at the school. Jabulani is about five miles from the school, and a lovely ride in the Natal morning sunshine. The school has a small stable of a dozen horses. Every morning Jack and I would get some exercise taking one or two of the gurls and riding to town to bring back the fresh milk.
Those sultry mornings, with a little mist in the distance, climbing on the back of a well trained pony, and setting out across the veldt, it was quite beautiful. The gurls laughing and chasing along with me, Little Michaela, her ginger hair flowing behind her as we fly across the ground in the morning sun. Quite serene. And Jack the handyman trying to keep pace. Heβs a little older, of course and we have to wait for him from time to time.
Once in the nearby village weβd put a few cartons of milk in our packs from the store, and then race back to the school stables. And of course finally weβd help Jack off his horse.
It all seems a million miles away from the cooler weather I have come back to. And Canada is really much more modern and genteel. Things in South Africa seem so much more, I suppose the word is βprimalβ. Everything is more literal and immediate. So, when one of the maids came to me and said they didnβt know what to do about the schools pet dog, βCesarβ chasing after the postman every morning I pointed out that the best way to deal with that would obviously be to neuter him.
Well, as I explained to the poor man later, I had been referring to the dog when I said, βneuter himβ. These things happen though. Best to move forward and not get bogged down in the details, though I do have some sympathy for the poor fellow.
How lovely it is to be back, though. My nieces and nephews have offered to help me get my Christmas tree up, and Iβm looking forward to standing on a chair as my nephew Gerald looks up at me as I place a fairy on the top of the Christmas tree. How well dressed this tree really is. I suppose I should now turn my attentions to young Gerald.
How very kind he is to help me get it up. Iβm sure, given the opportunity, youβd do the same.
But now I have to give this account to Max, who is going to post it online for me. Heβs so much better at technology than I am. I shall go and sit on his knee and simper, it usually works with him, the little puppy! Iβll just stop off and refill my coffee cup with Baileyβs.
Merry Christmas from Huckleberry Close.
Youβre favorite Auntie,
Auntie Kittie
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If you’re having trouble with Facebook, Whatsapp And Instagram, it’s probably Auntie Kittie’s fault.

This morning Auntie Kittie decided she’d change her Facebook settings. Predictably, Facebook then crashed causing an outage affecting many millions of customers. Don’t worry. We’re working with Auntie Kittie to resolve the issue.
Auntie is on a three way call with my friend Mark at Facebook, Max my neighbour’s son who looks after our tech department ( such as it is).
As you are doubtless aware Auntie Kittie is not very technically minded. These things are to be expected.
Don’t worry. Max is working to restore the system as quickly as he can.
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Living the better life.

With Sebastian strutting around in his cycling shorts, and Auntie Kittie coming over to offer me some of her specially imported organic coconut sunblock, anyone would think that going outside in this glorious weather is some sort of sin. However, it is important to look after ourselves in this extraordinary heat.
It is more important than ever to moisturize β personally I like a nice aloe based moisturizer β and also to drink plenty of water. Adding to this a good quality sunblock is a wonderful idea. I have started working early in the day and having a break by the time the day is hot, then going back to my endless labours in the early evening when the day is cooler. Itβs a slightly different regime, but one I learned while living in the hottest parts of Africa. There is no point getting over heated and having headaches and the misery of sunstroke.

This stunning weather does give us the opportunity to wear some suitable clothes that are perfect for the twenty-first century crossdresser. Swimshorts, a tee shirt and a pair of sandals. Add lipstick and a little eye makeup and youβre there. You may not quite be Daisy Duke, but that is all a bit 1970βs anyway. Iβm not sure Daisy would quite work today, sliding across the bonnet of an electric vehicle and roaring off down a country road listening to Taylor Swift. Nor can I see Sheriff Roscoe taking gender sensitivity training and a course in critical race theory.
I was discussing this with Sylvester this very morning. I explained how today we are all more βwokeβ.
βItβs all those energy drinks,β he replied.
βWhat?β I answered feeling like one of us was losing their grip.
βThe caffeine.β
βOh, no,β I said. βWeβre more βwokeβ, not more βawakeβ. Besides I donβt even touch those things. Theyβre bad for you.β
βI donβt get all this βwokeβ stuff,β grumbled Sylvester.
βAs far as I can make out, it means weβre more aware of racial issues. And gender ones. And age ones. And some other things.β
βYou mean weβre more considerate?β
βI guess,β I replied.
βThat reminds me, there was something I wanted to talk to you about,β went on Sylvester.
βGo ahead,β I replied, ever my helpful self.
βHave you ever been hit on by someone in authority? I mean, I know youβreβ¦β
βYes,β I replied expectantly.
βYou’re not like some other people,β said Sylvester awkwardly.
βYou mean I have tits, wear lipstick and have a dick? Yes. I am slightly different, but thatβs no oneβs business but my own,β I replied enjoying Sylvesterβs discomfort.
βWell, I know this is a difficult subject, butβ¦β continued Sylvester squirming.
βSylvester, this is me. You can talk to me about anything.β
βI wondered if youβd ever been hit on by anyone who was your boss, or something like that.β
I must admit I was intrigued by Sylvesterβs line of questioning.
βWell, thereβs been one or two incidents. Iβm pretty abrasive with people that I get a confrontational vibe from, though.β
βItβs just my brothers teenage daughter got hit on by her boss at the store she works at,β I wondered what you thought about it.
I was a little surprised, mostly that any employer could be so stupid.
βItβs a horrible fact, and one that many men donβt understand, but as I understand it many women do get unwanted attention at work. We sort of assume it doesnβt happen, but it does. Actually, it happens all the time. Now, having said that, most young women do learn to deal with it. I know itβs wrong that it would be that way, but many women just deal with it. However, my best advice is to get her a good lawyer, and then have her choose a nice Caribbean island to go and visit with the settlement that is likely to follow.β
βI was shocked,β said Sylvester. βIt was all so βlow levelβ.β
βWhat do you mean,β I asked.

βWell, he just approached her and asked if sheβd go for a drink,β said Sylvester.
βUnfortunately thatβs often the way these things do look. Somewhat harmless and low key. But then, when itβs time for her review sheβll find that the colleague that went out for that drink does a little better than she did. Itβs horrible, and itβs insidious,β I said and paused. βItβs a weird thing. Itβs easy to see abuse when itβs obvious. When itβs subtle itβs more difficult. And you know what? As a person who has lived much of their life βin trousersβ it has never happened to me, at least not as a teenager. So I can never say Iβve lived through that kind of subtle abuse.β
βBut thatβs good, isnβt it?β countered Sylvester.
βWell, Iβm glad Iβve not been bullied like that, however subtle it may have been. But to be honest, I canβt say Iβve lived the βfemale lifeβ in that sense. I think this is a difficult area for many people who identify as female. The fact is Iβve been fortunate enough to have many advantages of being male. Having said that, it didnβt feel that way when I got a beating or two for being too girly for some people. My journey has different struggles. But I sympathise and I see how unfair it is on young women.β
βAnd this happens a lot?β
βIt happens all the time, which is why we have to be so supportive of young women who are taken advantage of. Iβm fortunate enough to work at an agency where even a hint of such behaviour would have the senior person fired and escorted out of the building before their feet touched the ground. People who act like that are a liability to the company, as well as being bullies.β
βWell, it doesnβt happen in my business,β said Sylvester a little defensively.
βI should hope not,β I replied. Itβs worth noting that Sylvester runs a workshop servicing vehicles and has a fairly mixed group of employees.
βAnd it never happened to you?β he continued.
βOh gosh, no,β I sighed. βI thought it might when I was at summer camp once, but the camp counsellor found out I was trans and then wasnβt interested.β
βHuh,β said Sylvester with a puzzled look on his face. βIβm not quite sure what to make of that.β
βYes,β I replied. βThatβs what he said.β
Stay hydrated and enjoy the sun, and remember, itβs not just the climate thatβs changing.
😊
Fiona
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Auntie Kittie wants you to look your best!
Auntie always wants her sissies to look their best. This week she’s suggesting a great new pair of panties for her Good Gurls.
When Auntie is not working diligently in her role as the Governor of a busy boarding school she is always happy to take care of her nieces and nephews. If you’re not already following her be sure to check out her page.
St. Bernadette’s School For Gurls.

βThe regular and enthusiastic application of the cane has been found to be both beneficial and character forming for many of my students.β
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